Monday, January 31, 2022

UFO


If you identify a UFO as a UFO, then it becomes a FO.

If it has landed, it is simply an O.

Friday, January 28, 2022

Greatest Pleasure


The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Lion


Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.

      ~  African proverb  ~

Saturday, January 22, 2022

Silk Worms


 Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Common Elements


The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 

But not in that order.

    ~  Brian Pickrell  ~   

Sunday, January 16, 2022

The less we know


The less we know, the longer the explanation.  

Thursday, January 13, 2022

Irony


Irony: 

Buying a suit with two pair of pants and then burning a hole in the coat.

Monday, January 10, 2022

Never Miss

 


Never miss a good chance to shut up.

      ~  Scott Beach's grandfather  ~

Friday, January 7, 2022

Parenting


Parenting is filled with wonder. Like wondering why your 4 year old raced into the kitchen and quietly grabbed a handful of napkins. 

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Drinking


Hangovers are temporary, drunk stories are forever.

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Happy New Year 2022


 "Celebrate endings—for they precede new beginnings."

    ~  Jonathan Huie  ~