Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween - 2014


Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

They don't have any body to go out with. 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Learning


From the pine tree, learn of the pine tree.  From the bamboo, learn of the bamboo.

    ~  Zen Proverb  ~

Monday, October 27, 2014

Valley



Touch the earth, love the earth, honor the earth, her plains, her valleys, her hills, and her seas; rest your spirit in her solitary places.

    ~  Ernest Dimnet  ~

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Country Song


Three cords and the truth.  That's what a country song is.

    ~  Willy Nelson  ~

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Train


Sometimes the wrong train can take us to the right place. 

Friday, October 17, 2014

Church Spire


The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken by the storm-wind if it... did not understand the noble art of turning to every wind.

     ~  Heinrich Heine - German critic; poet (1797 - 1856)  ~

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Monday, October 13, 2014

Old Man


Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.
      
   ~  Caesar Augustus  ~

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Dinner


What's for dinner Dad?

Wookie steak.

Is it any good?

It's a little Chewy.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Girlfriend


Cute things to call your girlfriend:

1.  Sugar
2.  Honey
3.  Flour
4.  Egg
5.  1/2 pound butter
6.  Stir
7.  Pour into pan
8.  Preheat to 375 degrees

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Jackson Pollock


I'm very representational some of the time, and a little all of the time. But when you're painting out of your unconscious, figures are bound to emerge.

    ~  Jackson Pollock  ~

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

A Million Monkeys


We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Wednesday, October 1, 2014