Thursday, February 27, 2020

Tree


You can tell that a tree is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves. 

Friday, February 21, 2020

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

People with Beards


People with beards are just people without beards, with beards. 

Saturday, February 15, 2020

Not Talking


I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

Sunday, February 9, 2020

Trouble Shooting


The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Reality


 Reality:

Natural phenomenon sometimes occurring to people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.

Monday, February 3, 2020

Mountain Climbers


Mountain climbers are curious types.  They always want to take another peak.