Fence

You can only sit on the fence so long without hurting.

    ~  Minh Tan  ~

Memorial Day - 2016

Our debt to the heroic men and valiant women in the service of our country can never be repaid. They have earned our undying gratitude. America will never forget their sacrifices.

    ~  President Harry S. Truman  ~

A laugh prolongs your life .....

but time goes much faster when you're having fun.

Cat and Dryer

What do you call a cat who gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again?

Socks!

Being

Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself.

Consistency

Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative

Word of the Day: Bargain [bahr-guh n] n.

Bargain:

Something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

Every Man

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.

    ~  Arthur Schopenhauer  ~

My Wife

My wife says she hates the way I narrate every situation, and here she comes now.

Beauty

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

Normal

Normal is an illusion.  What is normal to a spider is chaos to the fly. 

Journey

Who remembers when a journey of a thousand miles began with Dad saying, "I know a shortcut"?

Biker

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of the car window.

Invisible Man

I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allan Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me.

    ~  Ralph Ellison, "The Invisible Man"  ~

Your Face

You have never seen your face, only pictures and reflections. 

Minute

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. 

Sailing

I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving - we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it - but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor.

    ~  Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.  ~