Word of the Day: Insomnia [in-som-nee-uh] n.

Insomnia:

Inability to sleep until it is time to get up. 

Optimist and Pessimist

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

    ~  George Bernard Shaw  ~

Mammoth

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

Square Holes

Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.

    ~  Steve Jobs  ~

Weasellike Mammal

I think you've confused me with someone who builds a dam.

Oshkosh Public Museum - Oshkosh, Wisconsin

 

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Body and Nose

What do you call someone with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows.

Word of the Day: Confidence [kon-fi-duhns] n.

Confidence:

The feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

House

Don't buy the house; buy the neighborhood.

    ~  Russian Proverb  ~

The answer my friend, is ........

Life is like a Game of Chess .......

Changing with every move.

EAA AirVenture Museum - Oshkosh, Wisconsin

 

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