Bats

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

Jar-Jar Binks

Not everyone gets to be a Jedi when they grow up.

Warning! Warning!

What if this planet is a reality TV show for other planets. 

Boat

What's the most dangerous vegetables on a boat?

Leeks!

Patience

Patience is the ability to keep you motor idling when you really feel like stripping the gears.

Kindness

A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions and the roots spring up and make new trees.

    ~  Amelia Earhart  ~

Being Different

The things that make me different are the things that make me -- me.

    ~  A.A. Milne  ~

A Cherokee Legend – Two Wolves

An old Cherokee told his grandson, “My son, there is a battle between two wolves inside us all.”

The grandson listened intently.

“One is evil: Anger, envy, sorrow, regret, fearful thinking, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.

The other is good: Joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.”

The boy thought about it, and asked, “Grandfather, which wolf wins?”

The old man quietly replied, “The one you feed.”

Surfing

The best thing about surfing is that even though you're scared enough to wet your pants, nobody notices. 

Fake Friends

Fake friends are like shadows.  Always near you at the brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour. 

Life

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. 

The fabric of our lives

History Museum at the Castle - Houdini Exhibit - Appleton, Wisconsin

 

A link to: History Museum at the Castle

Clouds

Some people are like clouds, once they leave it's a beautiful day.