Sunday, November 29, 2015

Pleasure


Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste, that they rush past it.

     ~  Gandi  ~

Friday, November 27, 2015

Fight


I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.”

I said, “You’ll be sorry.”

He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?”

I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving 2015


Don't forget to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight. 

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Back to the Future


If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

Monday, November 23, 2015

Up All Night


I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Canoe


Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Socialism


"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

    ~  John Steinbeck  ~

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Friday, November 13, 2015

Women in my Life


There are a lot of special women in my life, but Betty Crocker takes the cake.