Saturday, January 30, 2016

Nothing


Nothing — ever — happens exactly like you pictured it.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Meeting New People


One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Restaurant


Did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened up on the moon?

Good food, but no atmosphere.

Friday, January 22, 2016

Calm


Anyone can be calmed in an instant by looking at the ocean or the stars.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Word of the Day: Aviator [ey-vee-ey-ter] n.


Aviator

Men who can do anything a bird can do, except sit on a barbed wire fence.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Magnets


If I swallow magnets, will I become attractive?

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Relax


Relax .... We're all crazy .... It's not a competition.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Waterfall


A strong person and a waterfall always channel their own path.

Friday, January 8, 2016

Our Lives


The marks on our lives are like music notes on a page -- they sing a song.

    ~  Sarah  McCoy  ~

Wednesday, January 6, 2016