Happy Lear Year 2016

I can't believe it's only been 4 years since I've told the same leap year jokes. 

Free Speech

Some people's idea of free speech is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage.

  ~  Winston Churchill  ~

Retirement

Twice as much husband.  Half as much money. 

National Churchhill Museum - Fulton, Missouri

 

A link to: National Churchhill Museum

Word of the Day: Acquaintance [uh-kweyn-tns] n.

Acquaintance

A person you know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend money to.

Talk

Talk about others and you're a gossip. Talk about yourself and you're a bore.

Life

Life is proving to be much more challenging than TV made it out to be.

An Uphill Struggle

When everything feels like an uphill struggle, just think of the view from the top.

Walter Cronkite Memorial - St. Joseph, Missouri

 

A link to: Walter Cronkite Memorial

Skelton

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop".