Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Sinking a Boat


You cannot sink someone else's end of the boat and still keep your own afloat.

    ~  Charles Bower  ~   

Monday, March 28, 2016

Reassembling


Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammals can be a mammoth undertaking.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Growing Up


You know your child is growing up when you ask them to do something and the only thing that comes out of their mouth is "FINE".

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Tree


I may only be a branch manager for now, but one day I hope to control the whole tree.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Friday, March 18, 2016

Veggies


Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door.  I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

    ~  Andy Rooney  ~

Monday, March 14, 2016

Succeeding


If at first you don't succeed, do it like your wife told you to. 

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Crown


“My Crown is in my heart, not on my head:
Not deck'd with Diamonds, and Indian stones:
Nor to be seen: my Crown is call'd Content,
A Crown it is, that seldom Kings enjoy.”

    ~  William Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part 3  ~

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Word of the Day: Nurse [nurs] n.


Nurse:

The first person you see after saying to your friend "hold my beer and watch this".  

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Carrier Pigeons


Carrier pigeons were the original forerunner of the text message.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Spring Flower


If you've never been thrilled to the very edges of your soul by a flower in spring bloom, maybe your soul has never been in bloom.

    ~  Terri Guillemets  ~

Friday, March 4, 2016

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

FB Users


If video games really influenced behavior, the majority of Facebook users would be farmers by now.