Scotty

Very funny Scotty. Now beam me up my clothes. 

Twins

What do you call twin brothers?

A sunset!

Word of the Day: Afford [uh-fawrd, uh-fohrd] verb

Afford

A very popular make of car.

Being Negative

Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult.  You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it. 

Cats

There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They are all owned by cats.

Childhood and Adulthood

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

    ~  Larry David  ~

Reinventing the Wheel

You don't have to reinvent the wheel every day. Today you will do what you did yesterday, and tomorrow you will do what you did today. Eventually you will get somewhere.

    ~  Chuck Close  ~

The Buck Stops Here .....

for a brief rest and then continues on its journey to the IRS. 

Feeling Good

If you're feeling too good about about yourself, go ask a 5 year old to guess your age.  That should even things out. 

Fork in the Road

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

    ~ Yogi Berra  ~

Many Fish

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

Bad Manners

It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too good either if you speak when your head is empty.

Drawing Boards

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Cafe

Sign in a Cafe window:

"Eat now - Pay waiter".

Dance

Trust me, you can dance.

    ~  Beer  ~