Whimsy

Those who shun the whimsy of things will experience rigor mortis before death.

    ~  Tom Robbins  ~

Plans

If Plan A doesn't work, don't sweat it. There are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Ducks

What happens to ducks before they grow up?

They grow down.

Word of the Day: Pilgrimage [pil-gruh-mij] n.

Pilgrimage:

Nothing but the age of a pilgrim.

Same People

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?

  ~   Kelvin Throop III  ~

Lincoln

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

    ~  Abraham Lincoln

Growing Up

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Judging

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.

    ~  Albert Einstein, (attributed)  ~    

Learning to Count

I was young when I learned to count.  It was odd at first, even then.

Good Things

I understand good things come to those who wait.  Might I inquire, how long is the line?

Dog's

From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

    ~  Mabel L. Robinson  ~   

The Door

A man noted for telling puns was locked in a dark room.  He was told he would not be released until he made up a pun about the situation.  He immediately shouted, "Oh, pun the door!" 

Word-of-the-Day: Ghost [gohst] n.

Ghost - A shadow of its former self.

Happiness

Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not think was open.

Old Age

With age comes wisdom.  Apparently, wisdom weighs 30 pounds.