Thursday, September 29, 2016

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Old Age


Old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Fish and Peanut Butter


What kind of fish goes with peanut butter?

Jelly Fish!

Friday, September 23, 2016

Dan's Admiration


Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

    ~  Ann Landers  ~

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Dizzy


I always try to teach by example and not force my ideas on a young musician.  One of the reasons we're here is to be part of this process of exchange.

    ~  Dizzy Gillespie  ~

Monday, September 19, 2016

Piracy


Piracy is killing the music industry.

You try playing the guitar with a hook.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Star Wars


Star Wars:

A very long time ago, but somehow still in the future.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Humpty Dumpty


Where does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Sunday, September 11, 2016

9/11


“There are two ways of exerting one's strength; one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.”

  ~  Booker T. Washington  ~

Friday, September 9, 2016

Biggest Lie


What is the biggest lie ever?

'I have read and agreed to the terms of use.'

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Rabbit Music


What kind of music do rabbits like listening to?

Hip-Hop

Monday, September 5, 2016

Toughness


When the going gets tough, everyone leaves. 

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Tomorrow


Tomorrow is one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Word of the Day: Adult [uh-duhlt, ad-uhlt] n.


Adult:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle