Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Multitasking


Multitasking ....  Do 4 things at once, and one of them is bound to turn out alright.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Seinfeld


They arrested a man for passing himself off as the comedian named Seinfeld....the charge was playjerism.  

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Fools


There's no fool like an old fool.  But some of you young fools are showing real promise.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Runaway Horse


What's the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Friday, May 19, 2017

Waterfall


Life is like a waterfall, it is always moving and there is always an uneven flow to it. 

Monday, May 15, 2017

Frog


What's a frog's favorite soda?

Croaka-Cola.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Ideas


Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. 

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Exaggeration


Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt.