Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Dinosaur


What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Monday, January 29, 2018

Mistakes


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You're going to learn a lot today.

Saturday, January 27, 2018

Acting


Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

    ~  George Burns  ~

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

666


If the number 666 is considered evil, is 25.8069 the root of all evil?

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Music Shop


Following the explosion at the Elizabethan music shop, they've had problems with luting.

Friday, January 19, 2018

Life


Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

    ~  Soren Kierkegaard  ~

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Humor



You can find humor in anything … if you’re sick enough.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Best Dog


Everyone thinks they have the best dog.  And none of them are wrong.

    ~  W.R. Purche  ~

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Tree with no leaves


What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?

A cartridge in a bare tree.  

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Most People


"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

    ~  Oscar Wilde  ~