Friday, March 30, 2018

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Word of the Day: Armor [ahr-mer] n.


Armor:

The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

Monday, March 26, 2018

Life


When life gets hard, try to remember the life you complain about is only a dream to some people.

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Catch and Release


When you catch a fish and release it ..... does it go back and tell its friends it was abducted by aliens?

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Jellyfish


I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. 

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Conscience


A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Friday, March 16, 2018

Waking


You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.

    ~  Navaho proverb  ~

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Playing


We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

    ~  George Bernard Shaw  ~

Monday, March 12, 2018

Las Vegas


Visitors to Las Vegas are divided into two groups - the 'haves' and the 'hads'.

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Pete Pepper


Pete Pepper picked a peck of pickled parsnip.

If Pete Pepper picked a peck of pickled parsnip, how may pickled parsnips did Pete Pepper pick?

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Mirror


People don't see you the way you look in the mirror.  In fact it's quite the opposite!

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Walking Alone


Be willing to walk alone.  Many who started with you, won't finish with you. 

Friday, March 2, 2018

Amphibians


After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?