Monday, August 26, 2019

Attention


For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.

Friday, August 23, 2019

Baseball vs Politics


What's the difference between baseball and politics? In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

3 Ages of Man


There are three ages of man: youth, middle age, and "Gee, you look good."

    ~  Red Skelton  ~

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Work


Work:  Disgusting interruption of holidays, sleep, meals and watching TV.

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

The Hand Family


The Hand family consists of 10 electricians. Their motto is "Many Hands make light work."

Sunday, August 11, 2019

Thursday, August 8, 2019

Failing


If you're not failing every now and then, you're not aiming high enough. 

Monday, August 5, 2019

Forgiveness


Forgiveness:

Giving up all hope of a better Past.

    ~  Carl Jung  ~