Monday, June 29, 2020

Time


The trouble is, you think you have time.

    ~  Budda  ~

Friday, June 26, 2020

Raise Your Hands


Raise your hands if 97% of the contacts in your phone are useless.

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Trust


"Always trust someone who is seeking the truth , never trust someone who found it"

    ~  Jordan Maxwell  ~

Saturday, June 20, 2020

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

Baseball


I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 

Sunday, June 14, 2020

Team Work


Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Eating


The act of putting into your mouth what the earth has grown is perhaps your most direct interaction with the earth.

     ~  Frances Moore Lappe  ~

Monday, June 8, 2020

That Awkward Moment


That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".

Friday, June 5, 2020

Four Rules of Breaking Rules


Four rules to breaking rules."

1.  Don't break the rules

2.  If you break the rules, don't get caught

3. If you get caught breaking the rules, be a mature adult and accept that there are consequences to your actions.

4. If you can't do rule 3, refer to rule 1.

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Justice


Justice:

A decision in your favor.

    ~  Harry Kaufman  ~