Friend

A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.

Motivation

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.”

    ~  Zig Ziglar  ~     

Mushrooms found in Guildford Courthouse Military Park - Greensboro, North Carolina

I don’t tell jokes about fungi for a reason...

Too *mushroom* for error.

Look Out

Look out:

What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

3 Things

There are three things I want to do in my lifetime:

 2. Learn to count.    

Kayak

An Eskimos sitting in a kayak was chilly, so he lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Courage

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is a quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow."

    ~  Mary Anne Radmacher  ~

Happy

You can't make everyone happy. You are not pizza.

My Job

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Human

Human:

Useful domestic animal, popular with cats, dogs and fleas.

Fiction

Fiction ..... Because life is terrible.