Hasty Pics: October 2021

Sunday, October 31, 2021

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings?

It’s hardly ever for them.

What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?

"Bone Appetit!"

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.

~ Buddha ~

Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse.

It was a knight mare.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

~ Norm Papernick ~

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year.

No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.

~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld ~

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.