Seeing Ourself

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.      

    ~  Franklin P. Adams  ~

I Want

I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just nuts.

Seize

What you seize is what you get.

Winter

Cold weather is here.

Had to scrape ice off my windscreen this morning.

Used my supermarket loyalty card. 

Only got 10% off.

Life is Short

Life is short. 

Smile while you still have teeth. 

Valentine's Day

Valentine's day:

A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Slip

 

 

 A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. 

Otherwise

You might think this is a lame post, but the title says otherwise.

What Doesn't Kill You

What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.          

Barbeque

Barbeque: 

Women buy groceries, wash lettuce, chop tomatoes, dice onions, marinate meat and clean everything up, but men "made dinner."