Cake

Cake:

The answer, no matter the question. 

Christmas -2024

"A little smile, a word of cheer, a bit of love from someone near, a little   gift  from one held dear, best wishes for the coming year . . .  These make a merry  Christmas!"  

 ~  John Greenleaf Whittier  ~

 

Santa

 

 

I Believe in Santa .... just beclause.

Rules of life

The three unwritten rules of life:  

   1.
   2.
   3.

Old Daredevils

 Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.

Going to Bed

Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning; is the human version of  'Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?'

Clock

Clock:

A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Talk

Wise men talk because they have something to say.

 Fools talk because they have to say something. 

    ~   Plato   ~          

Thanksgiving - 2023

 

 

What is the turkey’s favorite black-tie event?

                                    The Butter Ball.

Goats on the Roof - Tiger, Georgia

                                    Goats on the Roof

Typewriters, Monkeys and Shakespeare

Legend has it that an infinite number of monkeys sitting at an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the entire works of Shakespeare.    

A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon.

They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons.

Veterans Day 2023

 

 

"Duty, honor, country: Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be.” 

    ~  General Douglas MacArthur  ~

Friends and Flattery

 

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

    ~  Mark Twain  ~

 

Bulldog

 

    What's the worst thing about having a french bulldog as a pet?

They oui oui, everywhere they go.

Trouble with the World

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt. 

 
    ~  Bernard Russel  ~

Two Points

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair.

Radio

WYMI -  the all-philosophy radio station.

    ~  Mike Dugan  ~

Tattoo

Tattoo:

Permanent proof of temporary insanity.

No Vices

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

    ~  Abraham Lincoln  ~

Time

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.   

Flowers

All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today.
 

Getting Married

When she got married, she got a new name and a dress.

Laziness

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her.

Mason-Scharfenstein Museum of Art - Demorest, Georgia

 

 Link to Mason-Scharfenstein Museum of Art 

 

The World

The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit. 

    ~  Dwight Morrow   ~

National Park

National Park: 

A primeval wilderness set aside by the government for invasion by armies of rabid vacationers.  

Last Minute

 

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Cow

What do you call a cow who gives no milk? 

A milk dud (or an udder failure).

Change

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.  

    ~  Mahatma Gandhi  ~      

Common Sense

Common sense in not a gift, it's a punishment. 

Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

Beard

 

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

My Other Body

My other body is in the Photoshop.