Goats on the Roof - Tiger, Georgia

 

Center of Attention

The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back.  

Optician

 Did you hear about the optician? 

Two glasses and he made a spectacle of himself.

Impossible

Nothing is impossible.

The word itself says "I'm possible."  

Tomorrow

Tomorrow: 

The best labor saving device of today. 

Going Slow

Never hypothetically ask yourself if the person in front of you can go any slower, because the answer is yes.

Resisting

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

    ~  Russell Baker  ~

Engagement

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his future wife.

    

Dog Travel

 How do dogs travel cross country?

They take the greyhound.

Chamberlain's Law

Chamberlain's Law: Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Happy New Year 2023

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better person.