Republicans and Democrats

Republicans and Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being.

Shoe Salesman

 I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.

Currahee Military Museum - Tocca, Georgia

 

 

                             Currahee History Museum

Experience

The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.  

Right Track

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

      ~  Will Rogers  ~

Life

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.