Moon Rock vs Earth Rock

A moon rock tastes better than an earthly rock because its meteor.

Gipper

 When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat. 

     ~  Ronald Reagan  ~

Sunscreen

There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar.

Lighthouses

“We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine.”
     ~  Dwight L. Moody 

Being Watched

Hey Bert, you ever get the feeling that we're being watched.

Hurricane

You don't have to be in a hurricane to turn things around.

I'm a sap for tree jokes.