Saturday, March 14, 2015

Bagpipes


These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

    ~  Alfred Hitchcock  ~

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Yourself


Don't take yourself so seriously.  No one else does.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Right and Wrong


Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right and wrong.  Wrong is the fun one. 

Friday, March 6, 2015

is in the title.


90% of you won't realize that the end of this sentence