Sleep

A Haiku about getting out of bed; No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No.

Ferris Wheel

The original Ferris wheel was first displayed at the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago. Its inventor was George Washington Gale Ferris Jr., a Pittsburgh-based bridge-builder.

- It stood 265 feet tall.

- One revolution took 10 minutes.

- Each of the 36 seating compartments could carry 60 people for a maximum total of 2,160 passengers.

- The wheel weighed just over 2 million pounds.

- On November 22, 1893, three years after his invention debuted, Ferris Jr. died of tuberculosis.

    ~  Source:  History by Zim  ~

Accidents

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

    ~  Kurt Vonnegut  ~

Toucan

Making puns about me?

Toucan play at that game.

Dogs and Men

Dogs and men always look guilty of something.

This explains the friendship.

Under My Bed

There's a monster under my bed.

It plays loud music and dances around late at night.

That damn boogieman.

Dragons

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.