Nosy

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how nosy are you?

Boycott

I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.

Muscarelle Museum of Art - Williamsburg, Virginia

 

A link to: Muscarelle Museum of Art

Young and Old

If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to laugh about when you're old. 

Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone will clean them?

An Old Teacher

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

I

I, for one, like Roman numerals.