Life is Short

 Life is short.

Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers. 

Cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 

Nacho cheese.

Never Ask

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything else to do that day.

    ~  Joe Restivo  ~

North Carolina Zoo (North America Exhibit) - Asheboro, North Carolina

 

 

 A link to NC Zoo

 

Squirrels

 

 Squirrels always act like it's their first day of being a squirrel.  

Politics

Politics is a means of preventing people from taking part in what properly concerns them.

    ~  Paul Valery  ~

Don't say it

If you do not say it, they can't repeat it.