Office New Year Party

The worst thing about the office New Year party is looking for a new job the next day.

Soda

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a bottle of soda? 

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Merry Christmas 2021

Christmas Is Built Upon A Beautiful
And Intentional Paradox;
That The Birth Of The Homeless
Should Be Celebrated In Every Home.

     ~   G.K. Chesterton  ~

Christmas Eve 2021

A perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is a sure sign of someone who hasn't enough to do.

Home for the Holidays

I'm excited to go home for the holidays because it's been exhausting finishing my own sentences all year.

Procrastinator

A procrastinator's work is never done.

Bakers

Bakers share their bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.