Laughing Motorcycle

 What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

 A Yamahahaha.

Law of Close Encounters

Law of Close Encounters 

The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Gas Station

Have you ever seen a postal truck in a gas station?

Not Lost

If all is not lost, where is it?

Law of Random Numbers

Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

Crows

Did you know? Before the crowbar was invented, crows used to drink at home.  

Politics

Politics:

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.