Depth

 Depth:

 Height turned upside down.

Shaking Hands

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

    ~   Indira Gandhi  ~   

Day Off

Knowing that you've got tomorrow off work is more liberating than the day off itself.  

Neckwear

And the award for best neckwear goes to..                                    

Well would you look at that, it's a tie.

The Count

 

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.   

    ~   June Henderson  ~

          

Future

The future isn't what it used to be.

Truck Drivers

Truck drivers: No rich parents, no assistance, no handouts, no favors. Straight hustle all day, everyday!