Stomach

My stomach is flat. The L is just silent.

Laughing at a Joke

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

    ~  Scott Adams  ~

Calendar

Calendar

 

  Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

 

Cross-Country Trip

Never take a cross-country trip with a kid who has just learned to whistle.

    ~  Jean Deuel  ~

Your Call

"Your call is very important to us.

 Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

Change Yourself

Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.
 

Buy Flowers

 

Marriage counselor: “Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?”

Him: “To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.”