Two Lives

“We all have two lives, the second one starts when you realise you only have one.”

     ~  Confucius  ~                                             

Toy

 An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Lipstick

                                  

Most lipsticks contain fish scales.

Normal People

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

     ~  Joe Ancis  ~

Conscience

A conscience is what hurts when all your other  parts feels so good.

Easily Amused

      

As I watched a dog chase its tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. 

Then I realized I was watching the dog chase its tail.

Laughing Motorcycle

 What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

 A Yamahahaha.