Breakfast in Bed

My wife said I can have breakfast in bed anytime I want it.  All I have to do is sleep in the kitchen.

Fun

 

 

 

There is no such thing as fun for the entire family.

    ~ Jerry Seinfield  ~

 

Fine Line

                       

There's a fine line between hyphenated words.

 

Speaking

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

Talking

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

    ~  Addision Mizner  ~
 

Pants

                 

If liar pants did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun!

Gregorian Calendar

                                       Monday -  Greg       

                                       Tuesday -   Ian

                                       Wednesday - Greg

                                       Thursday - Ian

                                       Friday - Greg

                                       Saturday - Ian

                                       Sunday - Greg

                                The Gregorian Calendar