Universe

The universe consists of two types of things: "matter" and "doesn't matter".

    ~  Sir Terry Pratchett  ~
 

Book

Every book you have ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters.
 

Squat

 

The fitnesss trainer asked me, "What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?" 

I said, "Diddly".

Harp

 

Harp: a nude piano

Finding Guilt

 In this country you're guilty until proven wealthy.

    ~  Bill Maher  ~

Opportunity

 

 

 

Whenever someone tells you, "This is the opportunity of a lifetime." ask if they're referring to your lifetime or theirs.

River Landing Car Show - Colfax, North Carolina