Buy Flowers

 

Marriage counselor: “Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?”

Him: “To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.”

What's New Pussycat

"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'What's New Pussycat'."

"Ah. That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

Two Lives

“We all have two lives, the second one starts when you realise you only have one.”

     ~  Confucius  ~                                             

Toy

 An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Lipstick

                                  

Most lipsticks contain fish scales.

Normal People

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

     ~  Joe Ancis  ~

Conscience

A conscience is what hurts when all your other  parts feels so good.