Old Age

To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.

Take Me To Your Eater

1933 GM monitor top refrigerator

Pyramid

The word pyramid is evolved from the Greek word 'pyramis'. The ancient Egyptian word for pyramid was 'mer'.

Good Manners

The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

If you're sexy and you know it put your hands in the air

Reflections

“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”
     ~  Søren Kierkegaard  ~

Meat

If  we weren't  supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Need an Ark?

I Noah a guy.

Eyes

Eyes that see do not grow old.
    ~  Nicaraguan Proverb  ~

Veterans Day Memorial - 2013

                     Service  -  Valor  -  Honor  -  Courage

Monkey Says Relax

Word of the Day: Dentist [den-tist] n.

Dentist:
An amiable health professional who, following the devastating insult of rejection from medical school, must endure a lifetime of Dr. Mengele analogies, the aroma of decaying tooth pulp, and possibly the worst scenery this side of a proctologist's office.

You know you're at a bad zoo .....

When the alligator in the reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's mascot.

Scream

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Prudence

Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.