- Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
- You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
- Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.