Monday, March 31, 2014
Seeing
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
~ Anais Nin ~
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Keep Calm and Chomp On
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Spaces
Appreciate the people who fill the spaces in your life or one day, when you least expect it, those spaces will be empty.
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
If everyone is unique.....
when does being average make you special?
Sunday, March 23, 2014
The Witch
Taunt the witch they said, it will be fun they said.
Friday, March 21, 2014
Salt Water
The cure for anything is salt water. Sweat, tears or the sea.
~ Isak Dinesen ~
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
bed
Today, I realized that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.
Monday, March 17, 2014
Crossing
What do you get when you cross an insomniac agnostic and a dyslexic?
A person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Today
Today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again.
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Volcano
More than 80 percent of the Earth's surface was formed due to volcanic eruptions.
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
A Good Flight
You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you're grateful.
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Coyote and Roadrunner
A roadrunner's top speed is 20 mph while a coyote's top speed is 43 mph .....
'SIGH', my whole childhood was a big fat lie!
Friday, March 7, 2014
Corny
A-maized and corn-fused.
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
Life
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Monday, March 3, 2014
Couples
"Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her and one for them together".
~ Jacqueline Bisset ~
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Guitarist and a Mutual Fund
What's the difference between a guitarist and a mutual fund?
One matures.
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