Friday, November 28, 2014

Teeth


What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving 2014


Thanksgiving - An annual tradition of how people used to communicate before the internet.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be its own free will.

    ~  B.F.  Skinner  ~

Monday, November 24, 2014

Art Quote


Art is what you can get away with.

    ~  Andy Warhol  ~

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Go Right


Thousands of things go right for you every single day.

    ~  Rob Brezeny  ~

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Pawn Shop



Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".


































































































Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Genius


Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

    ~  Albert Einstein  ~

Friday, November 14, 2014

Math and Music


There is geometry in the humming of the strings; there is music in the spacing of the spheres.

    ~  Pythagoras  ~

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Dogs


Everyone thinks they have the best dog....
And none of them are wrong.

    ~  W.R. Purche  ~

Monday, November 10, 2014

Veil


Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face.
But you are life and you are the veil.
Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.
But you are eternity and you are the mirror.

    ~  Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet  ~

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Opportunity


We often miss opportunity because it's dressed in overalls and looks like work.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Sign


If you're looking for a sign, this is it.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

T-Rex


Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-Rex is closely related to the humble chicken.