Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Narwhal

 


How do two civilized narwhals settle their differences?

By having a pointed discussion.

Monday, April 27, 2015

Alfred E. Neuman Inspiration?


Most minds are like concrete… all mixed up and permanently set!

 ~ Alfred E. Neuman ~

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Ghost Ship


Who said 'Shiver me timbers!' on the ghost ship.

The skeleton crew.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Commitment


“The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.”

    ~  Martina Navratilova  ~

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Alcohol


Alcohol .....  because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. 

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Path


Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Dreams


Build your dreams or someone will hire you to build theirs.

    ~  Tony Gaskins  ~

Monday, April 13, 2015

Circus


Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away.

    ~  Ben Hecht  ~

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Gratefulness


If you do not feel grateful for what we already have, what makes us think we'd be happy with more?

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Calder Mobile


My fan mail is enormous. Everyone is under six. 

   ~   Alexander Calder  ~

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Shark


What is a shark's favorite game?

Swallow the leader.