Tuesday, June 30, 2015

RV Camping Advice


When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep campsite on either side vacant.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Math Teachers


What if math teachers are really pirates ... and they just want us to find the X so they can get the buried treasure.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Two Fish


Two fish were in a tank.  One says to the other, "How do I drive this thing?"



Monday, June 22, 2015

A Man's Life


The average man's life consists of:

twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going;
forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too!

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Life


Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

    ~  Lao Tzu  ~

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Spider


"Laws: We know what they are, and what they are worth!
They are spider webs for the rich and mighty, steel chains for the poor and weak, fishing nets in the hand of the government."

    ~  Pierre-Joseph Proudhon  ~

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Truth


A lot of truth is said in jest.

    ~  Eminem  ~

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

SpongeBob


Live like SpongeBob.  Laugh out loud all day without any reason, and annoy all the mean people with your happiness.  

Monday, June 8, 2015

Talk


I just can't stand all the small squawk.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Friendship


Good friendship is built on trust, generosity, and compassion. It's even better if you yourself also have those qualities.

Thursday, June 4, 2015

LIfe


Life is like photography, you develop from the negatives.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Mask


Give a man a mask and he will show you his true face.