Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Word of the Day: Hospitality [hos-pi-tal-i-tee] n.


Hospitality:

Making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Cell Phone


I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.  

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Math Problem


Math problem:  the only place where someone can buy eighty watermelons and no one wonders why.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Rising Rapidly


Men think highly of those who rise rapidly in the world;
whereas nothing rises quicker than dust, straw, and feathers.

  ~  Lord Byron  ~                 

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Friday, November 18, 2016

Yoda


Try Not.
Do, or do not,
There is no try.
  
    ~  Jedi Master Yoda  ~

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Oceans


Why do oceans never go out of style?

They're always current.

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Puritanism


Puritanism.

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

    ~  H. L. Mencken  ~

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Wise to Remember


It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

    ~  Laurence J. Peter  ~

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Errand


Any kid will run an errand for you if you ask them at bedtime.