Train Engineer

A train driver's job is very straight forward.

NASA

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet!

Children

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

     ~  Franklin P. Jones  ~

Merry Christmas - 2016

Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values.

   ~  Thomas S. Monson  ~

Pigeon

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

New England Carousel Museum - Bristol, Connecticut

 

A link to: New England Carousel Museum

Santa's little helper

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed?

 He had low elf esteem.

Pick your battles

Be selective in your battles, sometimes peace is better than being right.

Word-of-the-Day: Immature [im-uh-choo r, -too r, -tyoo r, -chur] adj.

Immature:

A word boring people use to describe fun people.

American Clock & Watch Museum - Bristol, Connecticut

 

A link to: American Clock & Watch Museum

Pirates Letter

What's a pirates favorite letter?

You think it would be 'R' but tis the 'C' they love. 

Ignorance and Apathy

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Lion vs Sheep

It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.

Parallel Lines

Parallel lines have got so much in common.

It's a shame they'll never meet.