Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Human


You can lead a human to knowledge but you can't make him think.

Friday, February 24, 2017

TV and Computer


A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Man Up


'Man up': a simple phrase to make your friends do stupid things.

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Swimming with Sharks


If you can't swim with the sharks, get out of the water.

Friday, February 10, 2017

Blood Type


They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Eyesight


Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older.  It's natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk pass the mirror.