Snakes

Snakes: they're like bits of rope, only angrier.

Life

Don't take life too seriously.  You'll never get out alive.

    ~  Bugs Bunny  ~

MIddle Age

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Springfield Science Museum - Springfield, Massachusetts

 

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Barge Horses and Chorus Girls

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line.

Swimming

You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream.  Hell, a dead fish can do that.

    ~  Kinky Friedman  ~

Freedom

A man can be himself only so long as he is alone, and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom, for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.

    ~  Arthur Schopenhauer  ~

Word of the Day: Calories [kal-uh-rees] n

Calories

Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

Orange County Choppers - Newburgh, New York

 

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Find a way

If it's important to you, you will find a way.  If not, you'll find an excuse.

Beliefs

Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does.

Ballet

You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes.  Why don't they get taller girls?

    ~  Greg Ray  ~

Bennington Museum - Bennington, Vermont

 

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