New Dog

I got myself a new Labrador retriever today.  The kid next door said he'd go out and find my dog if it ever got lost.

Search

 When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.

    ~  George Bernard Shaw  ~

Delivery Guy

Being a pizza delivery person is great because literately no one is disappointed to see you. 

Thomas T. Taber Museum - Williamsport, Pennsylvania

 

A link to: Thomas T. Taber Museum

Glacier

On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called.

"It's some dumb glacier," he replied.

Disappointed by his attitude, I bought a map to figure it out myself. I spotted our location and found the name of the ice mass.

It was called, just as he'd said, "Sumdum Glacier."

Little Things

Enjoy the little things for one day. You may look back and realize they were the big things.

Difference

Do you know how to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while and the other one you'll see later.

Cleaning

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.  It's just something I could really see myself doing. 

Hudson Valley Ruins Exhibit - NY State Museum - Albany, NY

Rut

When you're in a rut, you have to question everything except your ability to get out of it.

    ~ Twyla Tharp, The Creative Habit: Learn It and Use It for Life

Looking at Things

It's easy to look at things, the hard part is seeing them.

Opportunist

While the optimist and pessimist argue over the glass of water, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.

Toy Store

What did the toy store sign say?

Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.

Student Art Exhibit (Best of SUNY) - NY State Museum - Albany, New York