Thursday, May 31, 2018

Violin and Fiddle


The difference between a violin and a fiddle?

Violins have strings.

Fiddles have STRANGS. 

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Average


When she told me I was average, she was just being mean. 

Sunday, May 27, 2018

Friday, May 25, 2018

Push


When push comes to shove, try not to be standing on the edge of anything.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Problems


“Don’t sign on for more problems than you must. Resist the temptation to involve yourself in other people’s zones of expertise and responsibility. Monitor troublesome situations if you need to, but don’t insert yourself unless you’re running out of time and a solution is nowhere in sight. In short, stifle your inner control freak.”

    ~   Twyla Tharp, The Collaborative Habit: Life Lessons for Working Together  ~

Monday, May 21, 2018

Unwind


Take a moment to unwind.  It's far better for you than unraveling.

Saturday, May 19, 2018

Big Dogs


You can run with the big dogs or sit on the porch and bark.

    ~  Wallace Arnold  ~

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Online


Know who doesn't want to be online right now?

Fish.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Musician


As a musician, I hate the key of E minor.

It gives me the E-B-G-B's.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

People


People Aren’t Against You; They Are for Themselves.

Friday, May 11, 2018

Plagiarism


Plagiarism is getting in trouble for something you didn't do.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Fun


There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

    ~  Mary Wilson Little  ~

Monday, May 7, 2018

Archaeologist


Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Morning


Every morning is the dawn of a new error. 

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Laugh


Never be afraid to laugh at yourself.  After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Us


The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.

     ~  Norman Vincent Peale  ~