Monday, July 30, 2018

Family


Nothing in life is "fun for the whole family".

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Attraction


If I had a dollar for every women that found me unattractive ......
Would I be attractive?

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

The Thinker


I went to the museum the other day and saw something disturbing.

They replaced the statue The Thinker--with a computer.

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Crazy Lady


Sometimes ya just gotta be the crazy lady to get yer point across.

Friday, July 20, 2018

Quote Me


Quote me as saying I was misquoted.

    ~  Groucho Marx  ~

Monday, July 16, 2018

Mercury


One day on Mercury lasts 1,408 hours or the same as a Monday on Earth. 

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Owl


What is an owl's favorite subject?

Owlgebra!

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Anxiety


Anxiety:

Half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time.

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Yourself


Feeling good about yourself. Ask a kid to draw a picture of you. 

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Satire


Satire is being silly about the serious.  Sport is the exact opposite.

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

July 4th - 2018


“Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.”

    ~   Benjamin Franklin  ~

Monday, July 2, 2018

Ourselves


If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.

    ~  Arthur Schopenhauer  ~