Help

Help:

Computer feature that assists in generating more questions. When the Help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens, and end up where they started from, without learning one thing.

50-50-90 Rule

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Relativity

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute.
That's relativity.

    ~  Albert Einstein  ~

Goats on the Roof - Tiger, Georgia (3rd time)

 

A link to: Goats on the Roof

Sad Thing in Life

The sad thing in life is that for most people, the cavalry never arrived.

    ~  Thomas H Cook - Sandrine's Case  ~

Lawyer and Bar

What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon?

He was disbarred.

Normal

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Time

Time is limited.  Don't waste it on being stupid.

Laziness

Laziness:

The habit of resting before you get tired.
    ~  Jules Renard  ~

Bully

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.