Monday, April 27, 2020

Immortality



Millions of people long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy afternoon.

     ~  Susan Ertz  ~

Thursday, April 23, 2020

Fooling People


You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

    ~   Abraham Lincoln   ~

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Adam and Eve


The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Saturday, April 18, 2020

Life


Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Whodunit


Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Easter Greeting


Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.”

      ~   Pope John Paul II   ~

Thursday, April 9, 2020

Easter Bunny


Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?

At IHOP!

Monday, April 6, 2020

Old Musicians


Old musicians never die, they just get played out. 

Friday, April 3, 2020

Who are you?


The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

    ~  Maya Angelou  ~