Feeling Proud

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

Man vs Dog

What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?

The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.  

Beard

I grew a beard thinking it would say "Distinguished Gentleman." Instead, turns out it says, "Senior Discount, Please!"

Drink Down

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

    ~  William Shakespeare  ~

St. Luke’s Historic Church & Museum - Smithfield, Virginia

 

A link to: St. Luke’s Historic Church & Museum

Flying

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoon's.

The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

That One Person

If you're still looking for that one person who will change your life take a look in the mirror.

Illegal

Illegal:

Large, sick bird.

Money

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

July 4th 2020

May we think of freedom, not as the right to do as we please, but as the opportunity to do what is right.

    ~  Peter Marshall  ~

Throw

Why did the women throw butter out a window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.