What Men Want

“I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.”

    ~  Elayne Boosler  ~   

FINANCE TIP:

Save on gasoline by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help.

Comedy

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Mistakes

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Importance of 21

 Today is the 21st day in the 21st year in the 21st century.

Children

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Broken Pencil

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia:

Fear of long words.

Understand

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Power Nap

Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change.

Progress

Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.

    ~   Aristotle  ~   

Happy New Year 2021

The best thing about the New Year is that we all know that everything is going to be the same but still we celebrate it.