Monday, May 31, 2021

Memorial Day 2021


 If you want to thank a soldier, be the kind of American worth fighting for.

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Monopoly


I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Saturday, May 22, 2021

Fully


“To be fully alive, fully human, and completely awake is to be continually thrown out of the nest.”

     ~  Pema Chodron  ~   

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Rainy Day


I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Lending


If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.  

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Monday, May 10, 2021

Drink


 Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

    ~  Shakespeare  ~  

Friday, May 7, 2021

Superpower


My superpower is making people laugh.
Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Jokes


I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

Saturday, May 1, 2021

Bad Day


Was it a bad day?

Or, was it a bad 5 minutes that you milked all day?