Morning

 

Life is too complicated in the morning.

Rich Friends

The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.

    ~  Elisabeth Marbury  ~

Thanks

I would like to thank my legs, for supporting me. My arms, for always being at my side and fingers, I could always count on them.     
 

Wise Person

A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it. 

    ~   Michael Bassey Johnson  ~   

Swims

The word 'swims' upside down is still 'swims'.

Make Ends Meet

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. 

Diet

Diet:

A brief period of starvation followed by a gain of double the pounds you have lost.

Veterans, we honor you.

Bless Them Abundantly: A Veteran’s Day Prayer Dear Lord, Today we honor our veterans, worthy men and women who gave their best when they were called upon to serve and protect their country. We pray that you will bless them, Lord, for their unselfish service in the continual struggle to preserve our freedoms, our safety, and our country’s heritage, for all of us. Bless them abundantly for the hardships they faced, for the sacrifices they made, for their many different contributions to America’s victories over tyranny and oppression. We respect them, we thank them, we honor them, we are proud of them, and we pray that you will watch over these special people and bless them with peace and happiness. In Jesus’ name we pray; Amen. By Joanna Fuchs

Two Kinds of People

There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

Dogs

Do dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no, it's the cops'?

Nail

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.

     ~  Japanese proverb  ~

Time

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.